Friday, November 30, 2007

 

Visit London?

I was listening to LBC and the Tourist Trash Industry and hype around London abounds. I was getting really pissed off with all the bullshit. I check out their web site and found this blurb

"...the world’s top city destination London offers an unrivalled choice of accommodation, attractions, tours, restaurants and events..."

There is something wrong with this statement, visit any major European city and you will find "an unrivalled choice of accommodation, attractions, tours, restaurants and events"

Now let's look at the facts

London's transport system is creaky and inefficient - trains and buses are packed to the capacity that would shame a battery farmer.

Public toilets, virtually don't exist in the capital - I'm afraid you will have to poop your pants or piss yourself before you can find anywhere to fulfull your bodily functions.

The streets are filthy and liberally spattered with dogshit.

So there you have it, London is not cracked out to what this hype makes it.

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