Poor Man About Town

I am trying to work something out here. A number of billionaires have made "loans" to New Labour Party because, it is alleged, they want peerages. Now let's unpackage what it means to be a lord. (I hasten to add that the Conservative Party has attracted "Loans" in similar amounts)

- You retire to a glorified elderly day centre
- You get your "expenses" paid which is a decent salary.
- You have a good selection of subsidised boozers; it's not for nothing that the term "drunk as a lord" was coined.
- You have a library in which you can sleep off your alcohol haze
- You have a subsidised restaurant in which you can have a cheap feed.
- You can have fun frustrating the government in passing legislation with which you do not agree.
- You can dress up in a kitschy costume and pretend to look extremely important.
- You have the "Lord" in front of your name as well as the area from which hark "Lord Shit of somewhere"

Now, some poor sap like moi would be only too happy to have a peerage, I would gladly "loan" twenty quid to New Labour if they give me a peerage.

Yet there are these millionaires / billionaires who have donated millions to New Labour and have allegedly asked for peerages. Where are they get the time to "work" as peers when they have all that lovely money to spend. Surely if you have lots of lovely money, you need lots of time to enjoy it. The biggest irony is that becoming a lord is that you are not obliged to work as a one.

Something is not right here

Grolly did not have his key last night. Heard much snot exhaust from outside, dinging on the bell and moving of the dustbins. I was also treated to some south east european mountain whistling. Grolly's compratiate eventually chucked down the keys to him. We were treated to a real grolly fest this fest, snot exhaust and hacking in his throat, real sort of offensive sounds - a sound of a cunt at play!.

It came in tonight, hack up some snot and spat it into the hallway, the shithead did it again and bounded upstairs as his wont.

The cockroaches are abroad tonight and Grolly is the biggest one of all.

Fuck off shithead!

I am having personal communiques posted to by the local New Labour team - it's the usual kind of electioneering gobshite. The writing is clearly on the wall for New Labour - it will suffer its worst defeat in the polls for ages. The local team is flogging a dog horse.

Following the toppling of Cuba's Battista regime, the mafia found Las Vegas as its next money laundry. There is only so much a city like Vegas can offer the mafia. The UK, therefore, is rich for the picking. Virtually everyone, police included, is opposed to having these institutions of licensed built in this land. Tessa Jowell, however, puts forward the view that these places will create jobs. This is bullshit, they will only hoover up money to be put into some offshore account, used to pay a bribe or pay off a hefty mortgage somewhere. Whether Ms Jowell is culpable in her husband's affairs is immaterial; what matters is this New Labour friendship with Silvio Berlusconi - who is been indicted for a variety of offences. It seems that Berlusconi has been linked to the Mafia in these indictments. I can recall Blair and family went on holiday to Tuscany as guests of Mr Berlusconi a few years back. Look at the wider issues in relation to the current and you are bound to find a few smoking (Mafia(?) guns!

A Jewish Guy doorsteps a sexy lefty hothead. Hassles him. The background is that certain employees of associated dressed in Nazi uniform at a party. Sexy lefty hothead remarks that Jewish guy is behaving like a concentration camp guard - he was going home and was hassled (ihren papiers bitte!); here comes a Jewish guy employed by an organisation that lets its employees parade in Nazi costume, tapes the conversation; I have been seriously conned, seriously conned. Well Mr Finegold, you are no concentration camp guard but will you be attending any Associated Press parties in the future. Fuck off, you little arsewipe, you've conned me, you've conned everyone else. Fuck off!

As I was leaving 'The Embassy' this morning. One of the legation came down the stairs, I said a good morning to him, he responded "mhuh!". I followed close behind him, and the bastard slammed the door in my face. What an arrogant and pompous shit, he should fuck off from whence he came!

Yep! Linda has left us. I was driving on the M11 when I heard the news. I was choked. I saw Linda on TV a few months back, she gave no indication that she was not going to be with us for very much longer. She was a great comedian; I remember seeing her on the comedy circuit in the early 80's. Initially, I thought "what the f---!...she's not going to be funny" She came accross as so innocuous, but that was her strength - her humour was so sharp that she had me in stitches. I used to look forward to hearing Linda on the News Quiz. Shit! I am so mortified, bereft that I felt as if I have lost a friend.

Good bye, Linda

I have heard no apology for the rather crass remark you made to that Jewish guy. OK you were doorstepped by him, but I think a curt "Piss Off!" would have sufficed. Having said that, has the said Jewish guy and the Board of Deputies repudiated the Daily Mail staff dressing up in Nazi uniform? I can see where you are coming from. Sorry.