Poor Man About Town

I was driving home last night - the roads were packed out with traffic. I saw one of those Foxton's BMW minis - the sort that is dressed in sports-car livery. I realised that each of these wagons has a name. Being stuck in traffic, I decided to try and give the Foxton's BMW Mini a new name - flights of fancy produced The Hoxton Dickhead; The Realty Strangler; The Turbo Turd &c. I saw a twelve year old male driving said vehicle - I thought "if he is trying to pull with that, he might as well be driving a milk float!" Oh well, at least Foxton's seem to be restoring the good name of other estate agents.

Labels: cars, Estate Agents, Lifestyle