Saturday, August 25, 2007

 

X-Factor - Fern Cotton - The Scabies Factor

My daughter wanted to watch the X-factor tonight. Televisual trash along with Big Brother, Big Gorilla Celebrity in the Living Room - Get it out of here type of shit. I spent most of the time in the kitchen, yet every time I came into the living room there was the Mockney tones of twelve year old tv celebrity cum presenter, Fern Cotton. She's like scabies, getting under your skin and irritating the life out of you. Is this creature so designed to get on middle-aged nerves? Judging by her apparent vacuousness guess her raison d'etre is to plague the aging - why can't she just fuck off?

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