Monday, May 28, 2007

 

Channel 4 - Bread and (I cant believe...) Butter TV

Don't you just love Channel 4! It produces mucho trash - Big Brother, Wife Swap, Property Programmes, Celebrity Human Chimps...

Now it has embarked on Car Crash TV, not with drunk drivers, joy riders or can't be arsed drivers on the motorway. Oh no, they want to show car crash tv with style and panache. It is going to show the demise of Princess Diana.

It has become oh so serious in defending the broadcast - it wants to debunk the conspiracy theories around her death by showing graphic but censored (of her face) images. How the fuck it is going to debunk conspiracy theories by showing graphic censored imagery?

Channel 4 has made us racially aware by Big Brother and has assisted and helped people with gambling on its tv quiz shows. It's done a fantastic public by delivering some fantastic and ground-breaking television. I am sure once the ground has been broken we may look forward to photos Jim Morrison (of The Doors) lying dead in his Paris Hotel bath; Hendrix in a pool of his own vomit and Marilyn Monroe lying dead on her bed.

Channel 4 knows it market - those people who cause hold-ups on a motorway who want to look at the road pizzas in the adjacent carriageway.

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