Monday, February 12, 2007
It's Not Just Bullshit...
It's M & S Bullshit.
There is sub-class of the middle-class. Like the working class, the middle class has its lumpen element too. They are the sort of people to whom M & S directs its get on your nerves campaign (why not, New Labour has been successful with this horrible lot).
These people get on your nerves and in your face. They fill up your favourite restaurants with kiddies birthday parties that make the place sound a battery farm. They are making housing unaffordable by buying up property that they do not really need but as an investment. They are responsible for those horrible lifestyle programmes on television by generating the demand for this crap - they are culturally shallow that it must come of the 'accessible' flatpack, viz "Chill Out Classical". Their ideology is competitive and tread on your head. They drive those horrendous vehicles that look like a cross between a hearse and a Securicor van with which they clog up the roads in the mornings because they insist on driving their adult children to school. They barge around the supermarket as if they were driving the said vehicles, they carry the usual countenance "get the fuck out of my way". Gosh! they are so ill-mannered that they would not be able to live amongst a troop of baboons! I am going to give this sub-class a name - M&ndieS - pronounced Mandies. All we need is an economic and these buggers will come tumbling down to the nearest Homeless Families' Unit along with their horrible kids - that'd be fun.
There is sub-class of the middle-class. Like the working class, the middle class has its lumpen element too. They are the sort of people to whom M & S directs its get on your nerves campaign (why not, New Labour has been successful with this horrible lot).
These people get on your nerves and in your face. They fill up your favourite restaurants with kiddies birthday parties that make the place sound a battery farm. They are making housing unaffordable by buying up property that they do not really need but as an investment. They are responsible for those horrible lifestyle programmes on television by generating the demand for this crap - they are culturally shallow that it must come of the 'accessible' flatpack, viz "Chill Out Classical". Their ideology is competitive and tread on your head. They drive those horrendous vehicles that look like a cross between a hearse and a Securicor van with which they clog up the roads in the mornings because they insist on driving their adult children to school. They barge around the supermarket as if they were driving the said vehicles, they carry the usual countenance "get the fuck out of my way". Gosh! they are so ill-mannered that they would not be able to live amongst a troop of baboons! I am going to give this sub-class a name - M&ndieS - pronounced Mandies. All we need is an economic and these buggers will come tumbling down to the nearest Homeless Families' Unit along with their horrible kids - that'd be fun.
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