Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Preparing to be Religiously Correct
Legislation is in the pipeline to make it a criminal offence to disparage or take the piss out of religion. The legislation is flawed, the Government needs to issue a handbook of what Religiously Incorrect behaviour:
- Is it an offence to tell one of the 'born again' to piss off in no uncertain terms when they accost you on the doorstep or in the high street?.
- Is it an offence to refer to Jehovah's Witnesses as Jehovah's madness?
- Will films like "History of the World" by Mel Brooks be banned, where he makes musical reference to the Spanish Inquistion, one of the lines been "It is better to lose your than your skull"
- Will the Monty Python episode of "No-one escapes the Spanish Inquistion" be banned.
- Will it be a crime to issue a profanity when someone accidentally treads on your toe on the bus.
This legislation is has to be the biggest load of Wankology to come out of New Labour.
- Is it an offence to tell one of the 'born again' to piss off in no uncertain terms when they accost you on the doorstep or in the high street?.
- Is it an offence to refer to Jehovah's Witnesses as Jehovah's madness?
- Will films like "History of the World" by Mel Brooks be banned, where he makes musical reference to the Spanish Inquistion, one of the lines been "It is better to lose your than your skull"
- Will the Monty Python episode of "No-one escapes the Spanish Inquistion" be banned.
- Will it be a crime to issue a profanity when someone accidentally treads on your toe on the bus.
This legislation is has to be the biggest load of Wankology to come out of New Labour.
