Poor Man About Town

I was reading in the Observer today that owners of four-wheel drive vehicles are allowed to apply to drive over ancient footpaths in countryside national parks. Can't the buggers park the vehicle in the car park and get out and walk? I can assure them that they would appreciate the countryside much better without the filter of a muddy windscreen. No, these buggers are at the forefront of ruining the countryside, it will become so ruined that golf clubs will come to the rescue - then the Four Wheel Drives will park in the car park and the contents of said vehicle will drive around the countryside in a golf buggy. Bastards.